Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess, who had an ugly face and she was stinking. She was consequently beautifully horrible. She was captured by a witch who was jealous of the princess's perfume. She was a prisonner in the tallest cave of the tallest mountain. The prince, who was brave, nice, good-looking, intelligent or almost intelligent and who was as muscular as a twig, He wanted to liberate the princess. He went to the mountain with a noble charger, which was a... a lama. When they arrived at the cave, the prince saw a girl, who was scratching her ass. He went up ans asked:" Where is the princess?
- I'm the princess.
- Is it true? Then why have you big ears?
- All the better to hear you with, my nice prince.
- Why have you big lips?
- All the better to kiss you with. Do you want to try?
- Oh my God, no I don't!! "
Suddenly, the witch appeared and the prince was attracted by her. He fell in love. He kneeled down and asked her to become his wife. The witch accepted, and they lived happily and had many children.
And the princess wasn't alone because the lama was there!
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